We'll trivialize your stupid problems instead
book@worsehelp.partyPoor you!
You might not be that fun to be around.
It doesn't. But you do get to complain anonymously to a real human about how someone made your latte wrong or you're dead inside or other not-real problems.
No book learning or avermectin required.
Statistically speaking, you might actually be a dud.
No intelligence, artificial or otherwise.